Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf (/mɪp njonk/ /fuˈŋo/ [pork] [pump]) is a subtropical City located in the Ákowror Region of the Goblin Tribes.

The name Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf is derived from the Sylvin language, as Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf was founded by Nyhn, who was culturaly Gnoll.

Climate

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a yearly average temperature of 10°C (50°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a cold 7°C (44°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 13°C (55°F). Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf receives an average of 284 cm/y (111 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf covers an area of nearly 27 km² (10 mi²), and an average elevation of 1114 m (3654 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf was founded durring the late 16th century in winter of the year 1480, by Nyhn. The establishment of Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf was somewhat plagued by a lack of willing colonists, leading to Nyhn electing to pay people to resettle in Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf was built using the conventions of Gnoll durring the late 16th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature timber and earth construction, with most buildigns first floors resembling mounds of earth, with subsequent floors appearing as elaborate log cabins, with each building forming a tiered pyramid of sorts fromed from the stack of rectangular, peek roofed cabins. Most wooden bracing, support, and trim is carved with decorative knotwork, and the larger structures even feature painted trim which emphasises the knotwork.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf is buildings are arranged arround a network of broad split-log ties streets which form a grid, where each square verries in size given the proximity of the paralell streets forming each section. The ocasional smaller square has been used to construct a park, plaza, and other communal structures. The city rests behind a thick wall made from clay bricks. The wall has all of the proper fortifications and is well made. Unfortuantly the nature of clay brick leaves it quite vulnerable to siege equipment, though the thickness of the wall lends it simmilar resistnace to a thinner hardrock wall. Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's millitarily questionable fortifications are in an unremarkable state. To some, this is the ideal sate for defences to be in. In need of absoutly nothing, and ready to serve the city as needed.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a very calm atmosphere. People can be seen relaxing, scocilizing, and going about all manner of business other than the daily grind. Men, women, children, all can be seen enjoying life in a laid-back way in the many parks which line Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf’s streets. A look around Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has something terribly wrong with it. It’s impossible to put one’s finger on, but something is horribly wrong. Maybe it’s the way fog blankets the ground, but only in the connors of places. Maybe it’s the vermin scutteling between shadows in the corner of your eyes. Perhaps it’s the overcast sky which seemed to creep out of nowhere, or the distant howling of wolves. Maybe it’s everything together. Regardless, you do not feel it would be wise to remain in Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf long.

Civic Infrastructure

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf possesses a Aethary Link for its accademic, government, and financial institutions. Public Aethary access is available through one or more of these intitutions.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's parks.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the City. Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's grid is powered by a direct leyline tap.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a library, which keeps a large collection of books, scrolls, and archives all manner of physical items. The library is open to the public, including the Aether Link.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's natural decorations nor waterways.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

The locals are convinced that there is some terrible threat against them working from within their society. It may be a matter of dark sorcerers, foreign spies, traitorous neighbors, shape shifting monsters, or some other hidden evil. This evil may be a recent fear, or it may be an inherited peril they’ve always had to guard against. The danger itself may or may not exist, or if it exists it may not justify the steps being taken.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's bank was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is best known for its striking sculptural forms and often dazzling ornamental detail that characterizes the buildings general shape. The radiant colors, rich patterns, and symmetrical silhouettes employed by this style were backed up by rich decorative features including gardens, courtyards, extruded arches, domes, pointed domes, vaulted ceilings, elaborate painted and inlaid designs, and decorative sculptures.

In Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf snow is warm to the touch and does not melt within city limits. Also it only happens during summer.

The Jelly, Marsh near Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in spring and involves sex to channel Conjuration energies of tier 2 via chanting.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf Census Data: Year 2000

2409 of Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 130 work in Agriculture
• 537 work as Craftsmen
• 186 work as Merchants
• 375 work as Service Workers
• 242 work as General Laborers
• 91 work as Skilled Laborers
• 366 work as Civil Servants
• 228 work in Cottage Industries
• 133 work as Artists
• 121 work in Produce Industries

3692 of Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 389 (6%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's is something of a geological and arcane anomaly, as neither physical nor magical law entirely explains its formation.

POI

History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century a local hero by the name of spared the town from the rampage of a legendary monster. One of Mïp Njonk-funo Xluwuf's festivals remembers the hero.

History